nothing can be odder that this

oddest e-mail received for the day

KL S*x Club for Yuppies
From: Cherry Love Romantik (http://by114w.bay114.mail.live.com/mail/ApplicationMain_13.1.0132.0805.aspx?culture=en-MY&hash=2595005004#)
You may not know this sender. Mark as safe Mark as unsafe


Hi All,

im Cherry,, im the female moderator for KL S*x Club, this is entirely free,,, we just wanna grow the club and have our fantasies fulfilled with like-minded ppl.

Firstly, single gals are most welcomed, male with gf or married is welcomed as well,,, single guys,,, so sorry,,, u will not be approved....ONLY CHINESE

The rules :

1. Secrecy
2. No disease such as STDs and so on
3. Not overweight -> (wat if ppl got fetish? )
4. No rough stuffs or SM ->(!!!!! wat if i like? )
5. Respect to members, must get permission for or*l, an*l, cumming on body,, n so on,,
no means no... ->( sounds like a sound advice to guys . girls say No means NO)
6. No filtering and asking questions before meeting up, the moderators will ensure that members are of high quality, if u r not satisfied,, u can leave the club at any time... (!!!!)
7. Average or good looks

To join, kindly send ur photo to us,,, one with ur face, another is full body n*de ( u can cover ur face for n*de photos ) - if couple, must send photos of both members...... (jinni faints)

Membership is limited, once we have enough members,, we will stop adding....Successful members will be further briefed of the methods for s*xual encounters. Have a nice day!!


dun ask me how it ended up in my mailbox man.. i dunno.. i think dis fella after watching Deception came out with this "brilliant" idea to start this club here in KL...


p.s : i should go there spy spy.. but whose n*de picture shall i put? hmm...mayb tl's sexytime/porn-star pose might do the trick..hmmm